"I'd be happy to put on a pair of tights." -- Dawson's Creek star
Kerr Smith, who plays gay character Jack, mentioning his interest in
playing Spider Man.
"We tried to do a love story and the critics spanked me for it! I think
people were a little startled to see Rosie O'Donnell in that outfit." --
Director/producer Gary Marshall on his Exit to Eden film based on
the Anne Rice S/M novel
"There's about fifty women lined up outside waiting to meet her." --
GLAAD volunteer, after Camryn Manheim's proclamation of wanting to be a
lesbian.
Celebrities were in abundance at the 15th Annual GLAAD Media Awards in
Los Angeles March 15 at the Century Plaza Hotel. With over a thousand
people attending the glitzy gala, the second installment of GLAAD's four
annual events went off without a hitch, with only one anti-gay protestor
outside
the lobby.
"He called me a Sodomite with an eating disorder," girthful comic writer
Bruce Vilanch said. "I guess that's pretty accurate."
Backstage, the cheerful award should have gone to the cast and producers
of Popular, who joked around in the press room. "The great thing
about
all the shows at Warner Brothers is they have an amazingly progressive
attitude about issues of sexuality," said director Brian Robbins. Popular's queer plots include a shop teacher's struggle with a
sex change, and a lesbian parent, played by former Wonder Years
mom Alley Mills.
Performers included comic Wayne Grady, singer Sophie B. Hawkins, and
longtime rocker Joan Jett, who sported red leather pants, a tube top
tee, and a
shaved head. She rocked the house with a brisk rendition of "Bad
Reputation." We weren't able to confirm what those "Leather Pride"
stickers she'd been
seen sporting were all about, but we can guess.
The Green Mile co-star Michael Jeter, who'd stripped at a
previous GLAAD ceremony, promised to remain clothed, and did, in a tux,
looking
radiant walking arm in arm with his partner, Sean Blue. "Sounds like a
porn star, doesn't it?" Jeter jested. "Actually I'm a flight attendant,"
Blue smirked.
The two met in a dog park four years ago.
A number of gay film montages wowed audience members, as did a video
speech by First Lady Hillary Rodham-Clinton, and a special mini cartoon
of
Big Gay Al fighting Hillary's husband's "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" policy.
At the after-party, thrown by Scream writer Kevin Williamson,
South
Park gurus Trey Parker and Matt Stone said they felt "Super! Thanks
for asking!" to see Big Gay Al added to the ranks of favorite gay
characters.
Onstage quips included The Practice's Camryn Manheim's
proclamation, "I'd make a pretty good fucking lesbian!" and bisexual
Cabaret
star Alan Cumming's simple explanation: "Sexuality is like vacation. You
like a desert island, but you don't want to go there all the time."
In presenting Elizabeth Taylor with GLAAD's Vanguard Award, her
daughter-in-law Carrie Fisher wasted no time in dishing her dad, whose
tell-all told
too much. "Elizabeth did me the greatest favor by getting Eddie Fisher
out of our house."
After a rousing standing ovation, La Liz offered a touching speech,
including mention of her gay pals Montgomery Clift, James Dean, and how
Rock
Hudson's AIDS spurred her to do what Ronald Reagan didn't do. "He didn't
even mention the word until years into his administration."
"There is no gay agenda, but a human agenda," she said.
Leeza Gibbons offered a touching speech about the subjects of her
Award-winning Leeza segment -- the Galuccios, a gay New Jersey
couple
whose adoption efforts sparked a statewide lawsuit. She also countered
rumors that she helped prep the contemptuous "Dr." Laura for her
controversial Paramount show. Quipped the former Entertainment
Tonight co-host, "I'm sure she knows plenty about grips and
gaffers."
Accepting the Stephen F. Kolzak Award for co-star Anne Heche for the
acclaimed
If These Walls Could Talk 2,
Sharon Stone poked fun at the script's early drafts of a love scene, which
included a lot of knocking over of furniture. "This is supposed to be sex, not a burglary."
Playwright John Fisher won the Outstanding Los Angeles Theater
Production Award for his play Medea, the Musical. When asked if
he hoped to
film his play Combat, about gay and lesbian soldiers, Fisher
quipped, "Sure. But it'll be very expensive. Lots of battleships." And
who should direct?
"I hear that Spielberg guy's good with war movies."
The cast of
Will & Grace
debated the award's title after winning for Best TV Comedy (no surprise). Debra Messing offered "The Fegelahs"
(Yiddish for gay), while Sean Hayes offered up "The Shaft. 'Hey, I'm
getting The Shaft!' That sounds great."
Eric McCormick summed up the pride he felt about his job of "bringing
gay people into your living room -- just like the Frontiers
classifieds, only
cheaper."